December 2009
Photoshop vs. Paint
clientsfromhell:
“I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.”
November 2009
Millionaire
clientsfromhell:
Client calls me and says:
Client: “Hello, I have an idea for a website. It will be a site about corrupted lawyers and politicians. America is READY to know the truth! We will put a lot of links on it and millions will come to the site. After that we are going to SELL IT for $10,000,000! And my webmaster will get 20%!”
Me: “It will take time and a lot of work for your website...
The Telegraph: Japanese gamer 'marries' Nintendo... →
robotindisguise:
You could say, he knows what buttons to push.
blownspeakers:
yup.
“Can you adjust the color so it is less black but not gray?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Math is hard”
– Barbie (via aquabooks)
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
Flash Website Required
clientsfromhell:
Just received the gem of a request:
Good afternoon
I saw your CV on AWN.com. We require a freelance web designer who can produce a website similar to http://www.chopard.com/. Please go through the website in thorough detail examining all features and functionality. Our version will have different photos, no video features, and a shopping cart facility.
If you have the...
